OMG, We have the "Golden Ticket"

I really hope your mind went to B.Spears' maternity outfit at the Willie Wonka premiere. Ok. Good. But seriously, LOOK what we have in our hands:

#Icant I'm bursting at the seams to tear into that little precious envelope. But we're being "good" and waiting until the reveal (see also: I physically had to give it to someone so I didn't peek) Thanks to the inspiration of the lovely Steph, I had a little fun making a chart of the old wives' tales. 

It's also important to note that the Magic 8 ball on my desk thinks it's "positively" a girl. Do with that information as you wish! So, I turn to you, Blog land. 
What do you think Baby M is a Girl or Boy?