Remember that time I wrote a whole post one evening, went to go add pictures in and deleted the WHOLE thing? yeah, me neither. This week has been the literal definition of H-E-double hockey sticks. I want to just curl up into a ball and sleep it away. But instead, I daydream about what It would like to be young, famous and have a lot of money.
You know, a Celebrity.
Here's what I would do if I were a Celebrity for one day.
1. Go to Rehab for Exhaustion.
Why isn't this a thing in the real world? I fit the criteria of exhaustion, how do I get into a swanky rehab facility to combat it. Maybe my homegirl, Lilo could assist me.
2. Have a live-in BFF/Assistant/Hair and Makeup-guru
This would be so fun. I would love to live with my BFF and have her along helping me with whatever I need. Also, I hate curling my hair. So on the BFF/Assistant/Hair and Makeup application there will definitely be a "rate your ability to curl hair" question.
3. Have my own clothing line
I am not, by any means, a big fashion person. But I know what I like and what I don't. I also know that I can never ever find what I'm looking for in stores. Having my own clothing, handbag and shoe line would totally solve that. If Jess can do it, anyone can.
4. Not stress about money.
Basically I would buy a ton and ton of Tory and Lilly stuff.
5. Charter a plane and take all my friends to Cabo.
I've been wanting to do this ever since the Laguna Beach days. Just bring a ton of friends along and have a fun week in the most ridiculous resort ever.
Sadly, this is the only gif I could find from that episode.
On a serious note, it's Friday. #BackthatAzzUp Friday at that.
A rehab visit for exhaustion would be amazing! I just want to relax and lay by a pool for 6 days straight!
ReplyDeleteyes to all of this. i want to do all of this but i also don't want to be famous and have people hate me. so can we make that happen?!
ReplyDeleteOh hey there, look at you blogging two times in one week!
ReplyDelete1. Can I come to Cabo?
2. Can we be live in BFF's IN rehab for exhaustion?
3. Can we drink wine in exhaustion rehab? If not, I take #2 back.
Ohh, Cabo. I'd be lying if I said that Laguna Beach had no effect on my desire to go there. And that bar-dancing "slut" now has a child. What?
ReplyDeleteoddly enough, that gif is perfect for the Cabo LB episode
ReplyDeleteLove this post. "Lucky" is a nice touch to sum it up!
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