(Day) Dream Believer

I'd like to thank you all for giving me all your thoughts on the closet doors yesterday. The french doors were by far my favorite, just needed a little help convincing Jason. You guys sealed the deal for me!  Thank you, Thank you, THANK YOU.
*** I'm not necessarily well versed in astrology. But I do that because I'm a March baby (holla!), that my sun sign is a Pisces. I also know that Pisces are, by nature, dreamers. Dream lovers if you will, Mariah. As a Pisces, I tend to envision my life in the future. In almost every detail. At least that is what I'm chalking up my crazy imagination too. Whoa, that almost got deep there for a second.
After a brief twitter conversation last night, I started thinking about my dream job. If I could get paid for anything in the world, what would it be?
My top two picks were, of course, Reality TV expert and Professional Pinner. I mean those would seriously be dream jobs. While we talking about those... Does anyone want to create those positions for me? I'd love you for.eve.r.
In terms of actual jobs, here are my top three "wish I could be you" jobs.
The one that started this whole thing:  Morning Talk Show Host and not just any talk show host. I'd like to be the ones who drink on air. i.e. Kathy Lee
I mean...just look at the things we have in common

The ladies wake up, get their hair and makeup done for them. Put on clothes that someone else has picked out, and then head out on stage. Where they proceed to talk about gossip, trends and of course drink some booze. SIGN.ME.UP.
If for some stupid reason that doesn't happen for me, I'd also consider being a  Personal Shopper

Preferably for someone like Kim K. (pre-Kanye style) who doesn't wear things more than once. Um, helllllo - I'd go shopping for all the things they love (and that I was secretly obsessed with). Once they were photographed in those clothes, I would simply "take them off their hands". They don't need those clothes taking up priceless room in their closet.
Once I started getting on this topic of helping the very fortunate, I thought about my love for dogs. Which is the main reason I think I would be a fantastic Professional Dog Walker

ehhh. no

Not like that at all

I'm thinking this picture of CoCo is more my speed

I'll be a professional bulldog walker, with a 4 dog maximum. 

Basically I might actually be horrible at this job.  But who doesn't love to get 'out of the office' every once and a while. And bullies are my favorite lazy dogs, so we'd make a perfect companion.

So, yup. This is where all of my brain cells went last night. Of course, after I lost half of them watching Real Housewives of New Jersey. Which I can sum up for you in three words:

Bishes be cray

27 going on....17?

I may just be stuck in the past, or as some would say my "hay-day"
One thing that drives Jason cray-cray is not only my addiction to reality shows, but specifically my addiction to reality shows based on people much younger than I am. Which can all be mostly found on MTV.

I caught up on all the real world's last night. And, much to Jason's dismay...I am HOOKED. Maybe it's that I wish I was in my early twenties still. Maybe it's the fact that I wish I could still drink like a fish, and wake up feeling like a million bucks. Maaaaybe, it's that I want 3 months off with nothing to do but  hang out.
But in reality, I know that my number one reason for loving real world is because I've secretly always wanted to be on the show. AND secretly always wanted to be on the Challenge shows. I think I could kick some major arse there, ya know like Laura. I'm fairly certain I'd be good at some of the challenges...unless it has to do with nasty food. I have a weak stomach. While I think I'd be a great competitor, chances are I'll end up being an embarrassment, like Shauvon.

ew.
Do you have any shows that you still "hang on" too? I'm not gonna lie, when we were Honeymooning, I would wake up early and watch an episode or two of the Hills. Miss that show!

Just a couple of Bachelorettes

 So, there's this show. You may of already heard about it, called the Bachelorette, that stars this beautiful girl Emily! Judging by my Google Feed, a lot of your ladies watch it. I'm somewhat ashamed to admit this, but the only season I watched of this show is Trista's season (and her wedding, duh) 
I'm excited to watch this season for a few reasons:

1. Emily has amazing style, and she is clearly a genuinely good person. I can't wait to watch for her outfits and her interactions with her daughter!
2. Gossiping with mah friends. They have been talking about this show FOR-EV-ER. Now, I can join in. I have a feeling I'll be texting Steph throughout the whole show. Ever since her "viewing party" was cancelled. boo.
3. This is a no-brainer. But, this show is definitely a "watch-with-a-bottle-of-wine" show as opposed to Our usual shows on Monday night (House and Bones) which are sometimes to graphic to be drinking during.
4. One of my old classmates from Middle & High School is a contestant. Jason and I are exciting to see how he does and watch his claim to fame. Which would make this the 4th person from our graduating class to become an "actor" - I don't even know how that happened. And also, the 4th person from Highschool to be legally allowed into our "Drink while you Think" game. Which I am pretty awesome at by the way...
I digress.
Back to the show, I'm super excited to watch and see how this season unfolds. I've read up about Emily's life prior to the bachelor and the tragic loss of her fiance, Ricky Hendricks. She really couldn't be a better pick for this season.
Speaking of Bachelorettes...

My Bachelorette party is this weekend and I'm so excited! A bunch of my lovely friends and I are heading over to Clearwater beach. The Sun, Sun, Fruity Drinks, and Girl time....it really will be an amazing weekend! This will be the first time that all of my Bridesmaids will be together. Clearwater, I'm giving you AMPLE time to get yo'self prepared for us!