Who am I?

Help! I've been having an identity crisis lately.  Usually my nights are like:

That's me in a nutshell Usually.
This was agenda last night:

Say whaat???
I'm playing in my first fantasy team at work. If you can't beat em, join em...right? Last night, my kicker played and scored me some points. I don't know if 6 is good or bad. So I'm going with good! Also, his last name is Bailey. And now you know why I picked him!
After getting my mainly on, with Football and Beer. I woke up this morning to a call from my friend, Steph. Her tire blew out on the way to work... So I met her up to help her change it. Which is a joke. I didn't do anything but stare at her. Homegirl can actually change a tire. Color me impressed!
I guess I did do something.  Snapping pictures and instagramming helps right?

Back to being girly tonight. Where I shall hang curtains and drink wine. Oh, yes this will be perf.